I am sure you look just great - and your comment made me laugh about feeling chunky and having to get dressed. I remember getting dressed on a cold morning during load shedding and at work I noticed I had on a black shoe and a navy blue shoe.... (Same style though.)
So what I wanted to say is that crazy cravings are normal. I sometimes crave cheese burgers too: and don't even EAT meat. So it is always what the he!! for me. (I know then I need extra protein and probably iron too. I cure that with a Spanish omelette with lots of green veggies like spinach, broccolli, spring onion- and a green chilli for the feel good factor. Your body is trying to tell you it needs something IN that cheese burger.)